my hobbies include being right and petting other peoples cats
my friends’ art is really good and they’re constantly improving and im here like
"why dont you just give him a chance"
idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested
This guy wears yoga pants and hides his face, then confronts guys who look at his butt.
Only one of those guys was comfortable enough to admit he had a nice ass.
what if we kissed each other with our armpits instead of our mouths
what the fuck is this site on
fun fact we kiss with our lips because there are more nerve endings which is why it feels good
well I wouldn’t know how it feels because nOBODY KISSES ME
when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident
the app store has really stepped up its game
i didn’t set my ipod on fire for 5 notes
ARE THOSE DILDOS ON HIS FINGERS HELL NO GOODFUCKINGBYE
you’re worried about his dildo fingers and im trying to figure out who let this bitch wear high socks and flip flops
I’m reading the Biblical graffiti.
I dream of this at work sometimes.
instead of cursing out the store
just go to another store
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