my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming
This vodka looks like a fucking galaxy bye.VINIQ SHIMMERY LIQUEUR.
Please stop asking me.
Reid Wiseman is a national treasure.
GOOD LUCK THIS YEAR, YOU ARE IMPORTANT, AND I KNOW YOU WILL DO GREAT. I LOVE YOU
AND EVEN IF YOU DON’T DO GREAT I STILL LOVE YOU AND YOU ARE STILL GREAT
ALSO PLEASE DO YOUR HOMEWORK IT MIGHT SEEM LIKE A CHORE BUT TRUST ME, IT’S WORTH IT
So my girlfriends sock was lying on the ground inside out and I was afraid I’d wake her up from laughing so hard.
when a meme gets too overused it becomes… memeingless
i hate mondays, tuesdays, wednesdays, thursdays, and half of fridays.
So I was on itunes…
Is it weird I found this hilarious?
me as a detective
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